Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service.
This man knows his audience
how do people on tumblr become so interesting that people actually willingly ask them about their life like i’ve been here for 3 years and i’m pretty sure half of you don’t even know my name
ideal relationship tbh
Lorde wins Best Rock Song and is understandably confused
Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.
Tales of + Games
IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE